The Shining Talking Grady Twins Living Dead Dolls

Doll Crazy

There are two types of dolls on this planet. First, there are the pink plastic ones made for small children with purses and shoes and hundreds of outfits. We have no beef with these dolls. The second type of dolls, however, we take great issue with. The second type is the creepy, porcelain, frozen-expression, lacey dress, haunted type dolls. Why we take issue should be apparent. (We’re creeped out, okay?) These? These Shining Talking Grady Twins Living Dead Dolls? These are the second kind. These dolls are about 10 inches tall with voice boxes that repeat some of the most iconic lines from the movie. They’re in matching ruffled dresses with pale complexions and sunken eyes. We would continue describing them, but we just realized we have something very important to do, somewhere else. Somewhere far away from these dolls. You enjoy.